Dr. Black at Red Demon Temple

I sold this story to Wheatland Press, for their Polyphony 7 anthology.

Chugyeogja (2008)

The English title of this movie is The Chaser. If you like Korean films and like thrillers, then this is one you have to see. Inept police, pimp as detective. What more do you want?

Unfortunately, this is already slated for a Hollywood remake.

 

Three For the Road

Original Title: Yajikita dôchû Teresuko

Year: 2007

Director: Hideyuki Hirayama

Though a bit slow to get going, this one does eventually take off.

Their really isn’t much of a plot. An over-the-hill prostitute, an actor and another man hit the road in feudal Japan. They stay at inns and have various adventures (a bit like the book Shank’s Mare). A racoon turns into a child. Dried sea monster for lunch. Full of subtle and not so subtle humour. Amusing acting. Several absurd scenes (the recipe for racoon hot-pot being especially interesting).

Anyhow, definitely worth a watch.

The soundtrack seems to have been gleaned from some spaghetti western, but I can’t figure out which.

La Fille de cire

My story La Fille de cire is out  in the latest edition of Le Calepin Jaune. The original title of this story is The Girl of Wax. It was actually slated to be published in English three different times, but each time disaster struck the book/publication.

Anyhow, now it is out in French, translated by Estelle Valls de Gomis.

 

The Translation of Father Torturo: Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fourteen

     Cardinals, when given an audience with him, quivered from head to toe. Those used to addressing audiences of thousands found themselves speechless in his singular presence. The President of the United States, upon visiting Rome for the first time, obtained an audience for himself, his wife and daughter. The latter two dressed themselves in black, with black veils, like women from Sicily. The daughter wore red shoes, grotesquely incongruous with the occasion.

     “Red shoes!” Di Quaglio whispered to the Pope as they approached.

     “A dash of the Scarlet Woman in her, eh?”

     For the Vicar of Christ Upon Earth, the meeting was tiresome. The presence of the women, the nature of the visit, made the discussion of serious topics difficult to advance. He was glad to leave the Throne Room at the end of such a dull audience. He made his way through the Gallery of Maps, the walls rich with rare charts, cosmographical diagrams and paintings of naval battles. Turning the corner, into the Sala Dei Misteri, he saw Zuccarelli moving towards him with hasty steps, his face solemn and particularly dignified. Since his ascension to the important office he now held, the tall, thin ecclesiastic seemed more grave and distinguished than ever. Though he treated the Pope with the utmost respect, those of lesser status he glanced over with a level of contempt that made him notorious.

The Tongue in Spanish

My story The Tongue has been translated into Spanish, as La Lengua, and is up at La Idea Fija.

Bakumatsu (1970)

This is a sort of strange film.

With a brilliant opening scene, I was soon convinced it was going to be great. Unfortunately, due to a plot that I had a hard time figuring out, whether because to my own lack of Japanese history or inadequately translated subtitles, and long stretches of dramatic dialogue, I ended up being let down.

That doesn’t mean of course that it is a bad film, because it isn’t. The one real fight sequence is truly brilliant. The director,, Daisuke Itô, also ads a number of touches, in the way he brought out the narrative, that were very interesting. Stills. The screen going completely red when a head is cut off. Etc.

The story revolves around a country samurai set on transforming Japan, getting rid of the Emperor and introducing a parliamentary system of government.

Toshiro Mijune is billed in this, but his appearance is brief and not very noteworthy. The real stars here are Kinnosuke Nakamura and Tatsuya Nakadai. The latter is of course always brilliant. As for the former, my only real previous knowledge of him was from the Lone Wolf TV series, in which he seemed somewhat bland to me. Here he does a much better job and his character (as the country samurai previously mentioned) is relatively interesting.

Here is a clip:

Why I won’t be voting for McCain come November

When he says he doesn’t like war, he sounds insincere. Very, very insincere.

Black Belt (Kuro-Obi), 2007

This is certainly the best karate film to have come out in recent years. Though the story is predictable and the script has its faults, the action scenes raise to must-see level for all fans of karate films. Partially this is due to the understatement of many of the fights. They last only a moment, much like some of the samurai duels in Kurosawa.

The lead actors, Akihito Yagi and Tatsuya Naka really are experts at karate, and often move with mind-boggling swiftness. Lets hope there are future films with these fellows. Tatsuya Naka I found particularly convincing in the role of the wayward Taikan.

Metrophilias

It looks like my this collection will be out around September, from Better Non Sequitur press. Many of the stories have been published individually, but I think the collection will be greater than the sum of its parts.

The table of contents is as follows:

1. Athens
2. Barcelona
3. Benares
4. Berlin
5. Carthage
6. Dublin
7. Edinburgh
8. Florence
9. Gwangju
10. Havana
11. Istanbul
12. Jerusalem
13. Kiev
14. Kinshasa
15. London
16. Luxembourg
17. Manila
18. Mexico City
19. Moscow
20. New York
21. Oslo
22. Paris
23. Peking
24. Quito
25. Rome
26. Seville
27. Sybaris
28. Sydney
29. Thebes
30. Tokyo
31. Uberlândia
32. Vancouver
33. Warsaw
34. Xi’an
35. Yerevan
36. Zürich